How to breed aliens - lesson #1

Would you like to see alien life-form? I mean, alien living environment?" mr FAT appeared at the doorway of the pc room.

"huh?" ms PIG took her vision off her pc screen and looked at mr FAT in bewilderment.

"Would you like to see alien living environment? Actually, I can don't show you. I can remove it and you do not need to see it...." mr FAT babbled on and disappeared from the doorway.

"Wait...Dun tell me there is something disgusting in our house? Dun scare me leh..." ms PIG followed mr FAT out of the room.

"Where is it?" ms PIG asked, now she is really curious...

"Its in the kitchen." mr FAT pointed to the kitchen calmly.

Using mr FAT as a shield, ms PIG moved gingerly into the kitchen.

"Where?! Where?! Tell me where before I start screaming..." ms PIG demanded.

The ever-calm mr FAT pointed to the rice cooker.

THE RICE COOKER?!

"Dun tell me a hideous creature is hiding in there?" ms PIG shuddered at the thought.

"Open it for me to see!" ms PIG shoved mr FAT towards the rice cooker again.

Slowly, mr FAT lifted up the lid.



EE..... YUCKS!


In the rice cooker, ms PIG saw.......


A thick layer of lumpy-looking greenish 'forest' with black irregular-shaped spots.

The 'forest' was shrouded with white, wispy 'MIST'. Upon touch, the 'mist' disintegrates and puff! becomes powdery and scattered into the air...

The rice ladle which was inside the cooker was also 'consumed' by the 'forest'

DISGUSTING!!!!

ms PIG had expected to see a black hideous creature in the cooker and get disgusted by it.....

The 'greenery' she saw in the cooker was not what she expected but the disgusting feeling was multiplied!!!!

IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE THE ALIEN BREEDING ENVIRONMENT SCENE IN THE ALIEN MOVIE "EVOLUTION"!!!!

the rice cooker now looks like there are black and green beans with cotton wool in it!

"I thought I had washed the rice cooker after cooking one and a half week ago...." mr FAT explained with his most innocent look.



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Help us with this question! :

What to do with the rice cooker?

a) Wash and boil it with hot water to disinfect it and use it like normal rice cooker again.

b) Throw it away and buy a new one since the existing fungus-infected one is a free gift from a lucky draw.

c) Donate to a school for their ecology lessons, 'moulding' (pun intended) our future generation

d) Encase and seal it as a momento / decorative item to remind everyone how well mr FAT and ms PIG takes care of their orange house. They make things flourish and grow well!

e) Let it grow and grow and use it to freak out unwelcomed guests at orange house.

f) Cook black bean rice and green beans soup with it and serve to those who reading this blog now.

Pls let me have your preferred answers/ advice using the comments option below!